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Dec. 27th, 2005 | 02:23 am

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You are <b>Average</b>. Just about the normal every<br>day person with an average intelligence. Not a<br>bad thing, at least you don't over analyze<br>things.<br>
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<b>Question one.How do you put a giraffe into a<br>refrigerator?</b>
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put<br>in the giraffe, and close the door. This<br>question tests whether you tend to do simple<br>things in an overly complicated way.
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<b>Question two. How do you put an elephant into a<br>refrigerator?</b>
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Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the<br>elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong<br>Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator,<br>take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and<br>close the door. This tests your ability to<br>think through the repercussions of your<br>previous actions.
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<b>Question three. The Lion King is hosting an<br>animal conference. All the animals attend...<br>except one. Which animal does not attend?</b><br>
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in<br>the refrigerator. You just put him in there.<br>This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did<br>not answer the first three questions correctly,<br>you still have one more chance to show your<br>true abilities.
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<b>Question five. There is a river you must cross<br>but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not<br>have a boat. How do you manage it?</b>
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Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim<br>across. Have you not been listening? All the<br>crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.<br>This tests whether you learn quickly from your<br>mistakes.
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And of course there was no number four.
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According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around<br>90% of the professionals they tested got all<br>questions wrong, but many preschoolers got<br>several correct answers. Anderson Consulting<br>says this conclusively disproves the theory<br>that most professionals have the brains of a<br>four-year-old.


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